Bob Mortimer Collection 5 Books Set - Fiction - Paperback

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They were both diagnosed with heart disease and realised that time is short. They'd better spend it fishing...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo they dusted off their kits, chucked on their waders and ventured into the achingly beautiful British countryside to fish, rediscover the joys of their friendship and ruminate on some of life's most profound questions, such as: How did we get so old? Where are all the fish? What are your favourite pocket meats? What should we do if we find a corpse?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollowing the success of the BBC's Mortimer \u0026amp; Whitehouse: Gone Fishing series, this wonderful book by two lifelong friends is a love letter to the joys of angling, the thrill of the catch and the virtue of having a right daft laff with your mates. 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As an adult, he trained as a solicitor and moved to London. Though he was doing pretty well (the South London Press once crowned him ‘The Cockroach King’ after a successful verdict), a chance encounter in a pub in the 1980s with a young comedian going by the name Vic Reeves set his life on a different track. And now, six years on, the heart condition that once threatened his career has instead led to new success on BBC2’s Gone Fishing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarm, profound, and irrepressibly funny, And Away… is Bob’s full life story (with a few lies thrown in for good measure.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Satsuma Complex\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eMy name is Gary. I’m a thirty-year-old legal assistant with a firm of solicitors in London. To describe me as anonymous would be unfair but to notice me other than in passing would be a rarity. 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But when Brendan goes missing, Gary needs to track down the girl he now calls Satsuma to get some answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd so begins Gary’s quest, through the estates and pie shops of South London, to finally bring some love and excitement into his unremarkable life…\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hotel Avocado\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? 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I did make a good connection with a girl, but that blew up in my face and smacked my arse with a fish slice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGary Thorn goes for a pint with a work acquaintance called Brendan. When Brendan leaves early, Gary meets a girl in the pub. He doesn’t catch her name, but falls for her anyway. When she suddenly disappears without saying goodbye, all Gary has to remember her by is the book she was reading: The Satsuma Complex. But when Brendan goes missing, Gary needs to track down the girl he now calls Satsuma to get some answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd so begins Gary’s quest, through the estates and pie shops of South London, to finally bring some love and excitement into his unremarkable life…\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Hotel Avocado\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBut sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAll Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Long Shoe\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eBathroom salesman Matt is at a crossroads. He has lost his job, he is about to be made homeless and his girlfriend has left him. He wants his luck to change and he wants things to go back to how they were. Out of the blue he is offered a job that comes with a free luxury apartment. He hopes this might be enough to tempt her back. But, as events unfold, it starts to dawn on him that perhaps she didn't leave of her own accord after all...\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}