The World of Norm Collection 12 Books Box Set by Jonathan Meres - Ages 6-11 - Paperback

{"id":7069660545203,"title":"The World of Norm Collection 12 Books Box Set by Jonathan Meres - Ages 6-11 - Paperback","handle":"the-world-of-norm-collection-12-books-box-set-by-jonathan-meres","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTitles in This Set:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. May Contain Nuts\u003cbr\u003e2. May Cause Irritation\u003cbr\u003e3. May Produce Gas\u003cbr\u003e4. May Require Batteries\u003cbr\u003e5. May Be Contagious\u003cbr\u003e6. May Need Rebooting\u003cbr\u003e7. Must Be Washed Separately\u003cbr\u003e8. May Contain Buts\u003cbr\u003e9. May Still Be Charged\u003cbr\u003e10. Includes Delivery\u003cbr\u003e11. May Be Recycled\u003cbr\u003e12. Must End Soon\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMay Contain Nuts\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his dad's wardrobe. Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros! Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMay Cause Irritation\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself standing at a supermarket checkout, totally naked. It might be a dream, but Norm soon finds that things go from bad to worse - when his perfect cousins arrive for a walk. If there was one thing worse than spending time with his perfect cousins it was being forced to go on a flipping walk with them! What's the point in going for a walk - except to get from A to B?!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMay Produce Gas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he got blamed for global warming. And that's just the tip of the iceberg... It seems like the whole world has gone mad. His dad's obsessed with gas, his best friend has come down with a case of hormones and his brother is in dire need of deodorant. Looks like there's going to be quite a stink. Is life still unfair for Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMay Require Batteries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat with overdue homework, overdue pocket money and a bag full of overdue newspapers, one thing's for sure: life for Norm isn't getting any less unfair. And did he mention the fact that he's the only kid on the planet without an iPad?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Be Contagious\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollowing on from his first four massively unfair adventures, Norm is back! And he knows that it's just going to be one of those days... Before long a dog-related injury prevents him from biking, and an old \"friend\" threatens the one thing even more important to Norm than his bike. And we're not talking pizza! Upset plans and upset stomachs...Norm's out of luck. And it may be contagious!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Need Rebooting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself in 18th century France... If only he hadn't fallen asleep in History! And if only he'd done his punishment exercise! And if only he could go biking instead of playing stupid football! Except Normcan'tgo biking. Why not? BECAUSE HIS BIKE'S BEEN STOLEN, THAT'S WHY! Nightmare? It's worse than that...IT'S AN ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTE DISASTER!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMust Be Washed Separately\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room... Not the best start to a day, but it's about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isn't bad enough, they've only gone and got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Contain Buts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do... But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn't found Dad's million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn't feeling lower than a snake's backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move! It's all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it's just so flipping unfair!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Still Be Charged\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was grounded before he'd even got up... But that's what happens when you run up a phone bill the size of a flipping bus. The trouble is Norm has no idea \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ehow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e it happened! All he knows is that he has to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003esomehow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e pay it off if he's to go biking with Mikey. Even if that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003edoes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e mean going into business with the world's most annoying next door neighbour...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes Delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he lost his house... But even when he finds it, things don't get much better. What could be worse than imagining your parents at a salsa dancing event - with your best friend?! Norm's not sure what's got into Mikey, but he suspects hormones may be involved. Flipping typical!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Be Recycled\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and nothing happened ... Home alone and the fridge to himself? What could possibly go wrong? Well, apart from the snails. And having to hang his mum's pants out to dry. And the dreaded perfect cousins paying a visit. And worst of all, the entire family going vege-flipping-tarian! But apart from that, what could possibly go wrong?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMust End Soon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his mum's wardrobe... No change there then. Well, except that last time it was his dad's wardrobe. Apart from that, though, it's the same old same old, over and over again. No one understands him. Everything's unfair. Blah, blah, flipping blah. You'd think Norm's thirteenth birthday might cheer him up, right? WRONG! But even the worst nightmares have to end sooner or later, don't they? 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May Contain Nuts\u003cbr\u003e2. May Cause Irritation\u003cbr\u003e3. May Produce Gas\u003cbr\u003e4. May Require Batteries\u003cbr\u003e5. May Be Contagious\u003cbr\u003e6. May Need Rebooting\u003cbr\u003e7. Must Be Washed Separately\u003cbr\u003e8. May Contain Buts\u003cbr\u003e9. May Still Be Charged\u003cbr\u003e10. Includes Delivery\u003cbr\u003e11. May Be Recycled\u003cbr\u003e12. Must End Soon\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMay Contain Nuts\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his dad's wardrobe. Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros! Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMay Cause Irritation\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself standing at a supermarket checkout, totally naked. It might be a dream, but Norm soon finds that things go from bad to worse - when his perfect cousins arrive for a walk. If there was one thing worse than spending time with his perfect cousins it was being forced to go on a flipping walk with them! What's the point in going for a walk - except to get from A to B?!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMay Produce Gas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he got blamed for global warming. And that's just the tip of the iceberg... It seems like the whole world has gone mad. His dad's obsessed with gas, his best friend has come down with a case of hormones and his brother is in dire need of deodorant. Looks like there's going to be quite a stink. Is life still unfair for Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMay Require Batteries\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat with overdue homework, overdue pocket money and a bag full of overdue newspapers, one thing's for sure: life for Norm isn't getting any less unfair. And did he mention the fact that he's the only kid on the planet without an iPad?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Be Contagious\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollowing on from his first four massively unfair adventures, Norm is back! And he knows that it's just going to be one of those days... Before long a dog-related injury prevents him from biking, and an old \"friend\" threatens the one thing even more important to Norm than his bike. And we're not talking pizza! Upset plans and upset stomachs...Norm's out of luck. And it may be contagious!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Need Rebooting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself in 18th century France... If only he hadn't fallen asleep in History! And if only he'd done his punishment exercise! And if only he could go biking instead of playing stupid football! Except Normcan'tgo biking. Why not? BECAUSE HIS BIKE'S BEEN STOLEN, THAT'S WHY! Nightmare? It's worse than that...IT'S AN ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTE DISASTER!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMust Be Washed Separately\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room... Not the best start to a day, but it's about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isn't bad enough, they've only gone and got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Contain Buts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do... But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn't found Dad's million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn't feeling lower than a snake's backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move! It's all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it's just so flipping unfair!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Still Be Charged\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was grounded before he'd even got up... But that's what happens when you run up a phone bill the size of a flipping bus. The trouble is Norm has no idea \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ehow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e it happened! All he knows is that he has to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003esomehow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e pay it off if he's to go biking with Mikey. Even if that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003edoes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e mean going into business with the world's most annoying next door neighbour...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes Delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he lost his house... But even when he finds it, things don't get much better. What could be worse than imagining your parents at a salsa dancing event - with your best friend?! Norm's not sure what's got into Mikey, but he suspects hormones may be involved. Flipping typical!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay Be Recycled\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and nothing happened ... Home alone and the fridge to himself? What could possibly go wrong? Well, apart from the snails. And having to hang his mum's pants out to dry. And the dreaded perfect cousins paying a visit. And worst of all, the entire family going vege-flipping-tarian! But apart from that, what could possibly go wrong?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMust End Soon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNorm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his mum's wardrobe... No change there then. Well, except that last time it was his dad's wardrobe. Apart from that, though, it's the same old same old, over and over again. No one understands him. Everything's unfair. Blah, blah, flipping blah. You'd think Norm's thirteenth birthday might cheer him up, right? WRONG! But even the worst nightmares have to end sooner or later, don't they? FINGERS FLIPPING CROSSED!!!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"goodreadr\" data-isbn=\"9781408313039\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e"}