Lottie Brooks Series By Katie Kirby 9 Books Collection Set - Ages 9-12 - Paperback/Hardback

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Perfect for fans of Angus, Thongs, Perfect Snogging and Dork Diaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eLottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab, but it's not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eLottie Brooks is BACK for more embarrassing adventures as she goes on holiday and gets her first boyfriend!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHINGS THAT ARE RUBBISH IN MY LIFE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave the most disgusting little brother in the entire world\u003cbr\u003eHave to get braces when I am on the brink of having my first kiss\u003cbr\u003eMum is making cottage pie for dinner. VOM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, summer has arrived, and Lottie has BIG plans - scrolling through Instagram, dreaming about MEGA-crush Daniel and sunbathing by the pool on their family holiday to France.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen Lottie meets the new CRUSH Antoine. The language is a tiny bit of a barrier, but does it matter when he's THAT good-looking?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWoe is me. So much is wrong in my life...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill, looks like a tomato\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI am stuck indoors whilst my friends go bowling without me (rude)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy parents are leaving me to go out on a 'Date Night'. GROSS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting sunburnt, OK, OK - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDear Santa,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor Christmas this year, I would like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)\u003cbr\u003eBaby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces\u003cbr\u003eA new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'\u003cbr\u003eAntoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture\u003cbr\u003eCash (lots of it!)\u003cbr\u003eA new diary (I'm really getting through them!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLots of love,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie xxx\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eLottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything seems to be going super well (except for Amber being increasingly mean and jealous, but what's new there?).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAmber decides it's ludicrous that Lottie has a boyfriend and she doesn't so she decides to hand out applications forms at school and audition the most eligible Batchelors for the role. Jess also decides to reveal to the rest of the group that she might be gay, and that she might also have a crush on someone at school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once Lottie and him see eye to eye, in fact the whole Brooks family are in agreement (except mum). Eventually they break mum down - enter the lovable cockapoo Pot Noodle who is lots of fun but VERY naughty and VERY destructive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has little time for anyone else, leaving the Queens of Eight Green pretty upset. How is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing on the carpet?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHi, Lottie Brooks here! I’ve just found out that you’ve all been reading about my most EMBARRASSING moments for years . . . it’s meant to be my TOTALLY SECRET PRIVATE DIARY!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeems like it’s only fair then that it’s YOUR TURN!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie has been sharing her most cringe-inducing moments for years, and this book sums up all of Lottie’s knowledge and wisdom for a totally ESSENTIAL guide to life. Lottie and her friends are here to help you through those tweenage years with their best advice on school, friendship, crushes and, most importantly, SNACKS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFilled with BRAND-NEW stories and Lottie inspired activities, plus space for you to write and draw as well, grab a pen (and maybe a KitKat Chunky, for energy) and get ready to learn from Lottie!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat will you find inside:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTips and advice from Lottie\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious activities including Would you Rather, design your Drink of Dreams, list your top snacks, quizzes and more!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpace to write and illustrate your very own diary\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTakeovers from Jess and Amber\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMum’s guidance on the ‘Amazing Journey to Womanhood’ (hmm, actually you might want to skip that page)\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLottie Brooks vs The Ultra Mean Girls\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eToday we brainstormed strategies to #GETAMBERBACK. 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The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e2. The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e3. The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e4. Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip\u003cbr\u003e5. The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e6. The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e7. Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life\u003cbr\u003e8. Lottie Brooks vs The Ultra Mean Girls\u003cbr\u003e9. The Seriously Epic Holiday of Lottie Brooks (Hardback)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eLottie Brooks is 11 ¾, and her life is ALREADY officially over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot only is she about to start high school without friends or glamorous swooshy hair, but she's also discovered she's too flat-chested to wear A BRA!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe might as well give up now and hibernate with her hamsters, Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie navigates the perils of growing up in this hilarious new illustrated series for preteens, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments, and KitKat Chunky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe first book in the hilarious new series for children by the bestselling creator of Hurrah For Gin. Perfect for fans of Angus, Thongs, Perfect Snogging and Dork Diaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eLottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab, but it's not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eLottie Brooks is BACK for more embarrassing adventures as she goes on holiday and gets her first boyfriend!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHINGS THAT ARE RUBBISH IN MY LIFE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave the most disgusting little brother in the entire world\u003cbr\u003eHave to get braces when I am on the brink of having my first kiss\u003cbr\u003eMum is making cottage pie for dinner. VOM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, summer has arrived, and Lottie has BIG plans - scrolling through Instagram, dreaming about MEGA-crush Daniel and sunbathing by the pool on their family holiday to France.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen Lottie meets the new CRUSH Antoine. The language is a tiny bit of a barrier, but does it matter when he's THAT good-looking?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWoe is me. So much is wrong in my life...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill, looks like a tomato\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI am stuck indoors whilst my friends go bowling without me (rude)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy parents are leaving me to go out on a 'Date Night'. GROSS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting sunburnt, OK, OK - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eDear Santa,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor Christmas this year, I would like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)\u003cbr\u003eBaby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces\u003cbr\u003eA new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'\u003cbr\u003eAntoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture\u003cbr\u003eCash (lots of it!)\u003cbr\u003eA new diary (I'm really getting through them!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLots of love,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie xxx\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eLottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything seems to be going super well (except for Amber being increasingly mean and jealous, but what's new there?).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAmber decides it's ludicrous that Lottie has a boyfriend and she doesn't so she decides to hand out applications forms at school and audition the most eligible Batchelors for the role. Jess also decides to reveal to the rest of the group that she might be gay, and that she might also have a crush on someone at school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once Lottie and him see eye to eye, in fact the whole Brooks family are in agreement (except mum). Eventually they break mum down - enter the lovable cockapoo Pot Noodle who is lots of fun but VERY naughty and VERY destructive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has little time for anyone else, leaving the Queens of Eight Green pretty upset. How is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing on the carpet?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHi, Lottie Brooks here! I’ve just found out that you’ve all been reading about my most EMBARRASSING moments for years . . . it’s meant to be my TOTALLY SECRET PRIVATE DIARY!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeems like it’s only fair then that it’s YOUR TURN!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLottie has been sharing her most cringe-inducing moments for years, and this book sums up all of Lottie’s knowledge and wisdom for a totally ESSENTIAL guide to life. Lottie and her friends are here to help you through those tweenage years with their best advice on school, friendship, crushes and, most importantly, SNACKS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFilled with BRAND-NEW stories and Lottie inspired activities, plus space for you to write and draw as well, grab a pen (and maybe a KitKat Chunky, for energy) and get ready to learn from Lottie!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat will you find inside:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTips and advice from Lottie\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious activities including Would you Rather, design your Drink of Dreams, list your top snacks, quizzes and more!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpace to write and illustrate your very own diary\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTakeovers from Jess and Amber\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMum’s guidance on the ‘Amazing Journey to Womanhood’ (hmm, actually you might want to skip that page)\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLottie Brooks vs The Ultra Mean Girls\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eToday we brainstormed strategies to #GETAMBERBACK. Our top ideas are:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSend her flowers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHypnotise her\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKidnap her\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTell everyone she smells like lasagne\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmotionally blackmail her by making a BFF photo montage Just when Lottie thought life might be going back to normal, everything goes wrong again! Amber’s hanging out with the Ultra Mean Girl Gang at school and is completely ignoring the Queens of Eight Green. Mum’s gone back to work and expects Lottie to ‘help around the house more’, Bella keeps biting everyone and Pot Noodle will not stop sniffing every dog’s bum. DISASTER!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow Lottie has to come up with a foolproof plan to get Amber back before her friendship group is destroyed forever. What could go wrong???\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin Lottie as she battles the mean girls, takes on school injections (apparently they can go through your arm!) and even more extremely embarrassing moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Seriously Epic Holiday of Lottie Brooks (Hardback)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePack your bags, and put on your helmets, for Lottie’s latest hilarious diary! She’s off on a ONCE IN A LIFETIME skiing holiday - what could possibly go wrong?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAmber has seen the light and returned to the QUEENS OF EIGHT GREEN. PHEW! And now she’s invited Lottie on her family skiing holiday – RESULT!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne tiny problem . . . Lottie’s never been skiing before and she doesn’t know her piste from her poles! How hard can it be though?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin Lottie as she learns how to ski with old and new friends, tries fondue for the first time and discovers what the banana of destiny has in store for her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill this be the best holiday ever or is it all downhill from here?\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}