The Girl the Penguin the Home-Schooling and the Gin By Guy Adams & The Woman the Mink the Cod and the Donkey By Margerie Swash 2 Books Collection Set - Ages 5+ - Hardback

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Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Woman, the Mink, the Cod and the Donkey by Margerie Swash\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe was looking for wine. Instead she found friendship.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(Okay, it was with three animals, but she really hadn’t drunk any wine at that point, promise.)\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e—\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCome, dearest reader, and dive into this book. It’s warm and safe in here, which you will have guessed already because it’s about a human and three animals.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou might not be able to remember the animals or the order they fall within the title, but that doesn’t matter. The pictures will remind you that the story is about a woman, a mink, a salmon and a donkey. 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'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.'\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBecause it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year-old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do 'going out'.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty-four hours a day.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOwning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind. Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Woman, the Mink, the Cod and the Donkey by Margerie Swash\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe was looking for wine. Instead she found friendship.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(Okay, it was with three animals, but she really hadn’t drunk any wine at that point, promise.)\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e—\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCome, dearest reader, and dive into this book. It’s warm and safe in here, which you will have guessed already because it’s about a human and three animals.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou might not be able to remember the animals or the order they fall within the title, but that doesn’t matter. The pictures will remind you that the story is about a woman, a mink, a salmon and a donkey. 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