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Dirty Bertie Books

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    Dirty Bertie Series 2 & 3 Collection 20 Books Set (Book 11-30) by Alan MacDonald - Age 5 years and up - Paperback

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    Titles In This Set:Dirty Bertie Series 21. Dirty Bertie - TOOTHY2. Dirty Bertie - RATS3. Dirty Bertie - SMASH4. Dirty Bertie - KISS5. Dirty Bertie ...

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    Dirty Bertie Series 3 Collection 10 Books Set (Book 21-30) by Alan MacDonald - Age 5 years and up - Paperback

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    Titles in This Set: 1. Mascot2. Disco3. Monster4. Fame5. Alien6. PIRATE7. Dinosaur8. Zombie9 Horror10. JackpotDescriptionMascotJoin Bertie in MA...

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    Dirty Bertie Series 2 Collection 10 Books Set (Book 11-20) by Alan MacDonald - Age 5 years and up - Paperback

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    Title In This Set:1. TOOTHY2. RATS3. SMASH4. KISS5. PONG6. SCREAM7. LOO8. OUCH9. CRACKERS10. SNOWDescription:TOOTHYCalling all Dirty Bertie fans! D...

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    The Dirty Bertie Collection 10 CD Set by David Roberts and Alan MacDonald - Ages 5+ - Audiobook

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    These hilarious audiobooks follow the misadventures of Dirty Bertie and will have the whole family chuckling away at his naughty antics and disgust...

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    Dirty Bertie Collection 10 Book And CD Set By David Roberts & Alan McDonald - Ages 9-14 - Paperback

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    Titles in This Set :1. Zombie2. Pirate3. Rats4. Fame5. Smash6. Horror7. Jackpot8. Aliens9. Scream 10. DinosaurDescription :Zombie!Join Bertie in Zo...

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    Poop! by Alan MacDonald

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    Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! With ever...

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    Bees! by Alan MacDonald

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    From award-winning illustrator David Roberts comes Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! With comic chaos and madcap scheme...

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The Dirty Bertie book series by Alan MacDonald is a collection of children's books that follow the hilarious and mischievous adventures of Bertie, a young boy with a penchant for getting into trouble. The series is geared towards readers aged 5-7 and features colourful illustrations by David Roberts that bring Bertie and his antics to life.

The books are episodic in nature, with each one featuring a different adventure that Bertie embarks upon. From trying to outsmart his sister to getting into trouble at school, to causing chaos on family vacations, Bertie's escapades are always entertaining and laugh-out-loud funny.

Dirty Bertie Books in Order: 

  • Dirty Bertie
  • Pooh! Is That You Bertie?
  • Worms!
  • Fleas!
  • Pants!
  • Burp!
  • Yuck!
  • Crackers!
  • Bogeys!
  • Mud!
  • Germs!
  • Loo!
  • Fetch!
  • Fangs!
  • Kiss!
  • Ouch!
  • Snow!
  • Pong!
  • Pirate!
  • Scream!
  • Toothy! 
  • Dinosaur!
  • Zombie!
  • Smash!
  • Rats! 
  • Horror!
  • Jackpot!
  • Aliens!
  • Fame!
  • Monster!
  • Disco!
  • Mascot!

One of the things that makes the Dirty Bertie series stand out is the character of Bertie himself. He is a lovable rogue, always getting into scrapes but never meaning any harm. His infectious energy and irreverent attitude make him a joy to read about, and kids will easily relate to his misadventures. Bertie's escapades often involve gross-out humour, with plenty of references to bodily functions and other gross things that kids love. Check out our Dirty Bertie Series 1 Collection for 10 fantastic chapter books, featuring this cheeky character. 

The supporting cast of characters in the series is also well-developed and adds to the humour and charm of the books. Bertie's long-suffering parents, his snobby sister, and his various classmates and teachers all play a role in the stories and provide plenty of fodder for Bertie's pranks and schemes. For series 2 and 3 check out our Dirty Bertie 20 book collection set! 

One of the strengths of the series is the way it combines humour with real-world situations that kids can relate to. Whether it's dealing with bullies, struggling with schoolwork, or feeling left out of social situations, Bertie's adventures are grounded in the kinds of problems that real kids face. By presenting these issues in a humorous and lighthearted way, the books help kids to see that they are not alone in their struggles and that there is always a way to overcome challenges. 

The illustrations by David Roberts are another highlight of the series. Roberts' style is bright, colourful, and full of life, perfectly capturing the spirit of Bertie and his world. The illustrations add depth and personality to the characters and help to bring the stories to life.

The Dirty Bertie book series is a fun and entertaining read for kids who enjoy humour, mischief, and adventure. The stories are well-written, the characters are lovable and relatable, and the illustrations are a perfect complement to the text. The series is a great choice for parents or teachers looking for books that will engage young readers and encourage a love of reading.

The Dirty Bertie book series by Alan MacDonald is a fantastic choice for children who love to laugh and have fun. With its lovable characters, hilarious humour, and relatable situations, the series is sure to be a hit with young readers. Whether read aloud or independently, the books are sure to inspire a love of reading and a desire to see what kind of mischief Bertie will get up to next.

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