Everyone in the Group Chat Dies by L.M. Chilton - Fiction - Paperback
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Kirby Cornell needs a break from everything:
- Her crumbling flat in the sleepy town of Crowhurst (famous for its award-winning sausage rolls and a second-rate serial killer from the 90s).
- Her dead-end job.
- Her sleazy landlord.
- Her slobbish housemates.
- And, most of all, the terrible thing they did.
Luckily, that hasn't caught up with her just yet. Until a new message on their old group chat pops up:
Everyone in the group chat will die.
It's the first text her ex-flatmate and social-media sleuth Esme has sent for ages, but that's not the really weird thing.
The really weird thing is, Esme died twelve months ago…
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The Everyone in the Group Chat Dies Paperback by L.M. Chilton at Books2Door lands on our digital storefront as your ultimate, screen-free reading escape. Written by journalist and breakout author L.M. Chilton, this darkly hilarious thriller delivers the ultimate pitch: receiving a chilling WhatsApp message from a flatmate who died a year ago. When Kirby Cornell's phone pings with a notification on an old group chat reading "Everyone in the group chat dies," she is horrified to see the sender is Esme - her ex-roommate and online true-crime sleuth who vanished while investigating Crowhurst’s notorious 1990s serial killer. Forced to reunite with her dysfunctional flatmates, Kirby must uncover whether a copycat killer is on the loose or if a dark secret from their past has finally caught up with them. At Books2Door, we bring you this fresh paperback straight from our UK warehouse at direct warehouse value pricing layouts.
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Brilliant "Message-From-A-Corpse" Premise: Kickstart an addictive murder mystery where digital group chat horror meets classic serial killer suspense.
Biting Social Media & Roommate Satire: Skewers modern true-crime obsession, TikTok sleuth culture, sleazy landlords, and the hilarious reality of shared flatmate living.
Fast-Paced, Twist-Filled Narrative: Packed with short, punchy chapters, razor-sharp dialogue, and shocking reveals that keep you guessing until the final page.
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| Feature | Specification |
| Full Product Title | Everyone in the Group Chat Dies |
| Author | L.M. c (Author of Swiped) |
| Format Architecture | Unabridged Fiction Softcover Paperback |
| ISBN-13 / Standard | 9781837930272 / 9781668094174 |
| Publisher Partners | Head of Zeus (An imprint of Bloomsbury Publishing) |
| Page Count | 368 Pages |
| Genre Spectrum | Dark Comedy Thriller, Contemporary Crime Mystery, Serial Killer Fiction, Social Media Satire |
| Core Narrative Pitch | "Fuses the flatmate comedy of Friends with the serial-killer thrills of I Know What You Did Last Summer" |
| Special Value Offerings | Direct warehouse pricing, up to 80% off original list prices, 10% BookPoints cashback rewards |
| Benefits Developed | Plot prediction, dark humor appreciation, narrative pacing, screen-free evening relaxation |
L.M. Chilton is an experienced British journalist and author who has spent fifteen years writing for major UK networks (including the BBC, ITV, and Channel 4) and national publications like Glamour and Cosmopolitan. Published by Head of Zeus (an imprint of Bloomsbury Publishing UK), a premier global publishing house renowned for editorial excellence, Everyone in the Group Chat Dies represents a masterclass in contemporary commercial thrillers. Printed on high-opacity paper stock with clean typographical grids and generous line spacing, this paperback edition is engineered to reduce visual tracking strain during extended reading sessions. Recommended by mystery reviewers, adult fiction circles, and thriller authors across the UK, this novel serves as a gold-standard asset for modern dark comedy fiction.
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