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How to be a Baby : An Instruction Manual for Newborns by Martin Baxendale

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SKU 9780955050077 ISBN: 9780955050077
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This is the perfect fun gift-book for new babies and new parents alike, written and illustrated by Martin Baxendale, best-selling author of "Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual" (over 400,000 copies sold in the UK and more than a million worldwide).This is the latest in Martin's popular series of wacky gift-books for all occasions and a great choice for anyone looking for an unusual and funny present to mark the birth of a new baby.Like Martin's other gift-books, "How To Be A Baby" is an hilarious spoof instruction manual, packed with amusing advice for the confused and bewildered new arrival on how new babies are supposed to behave and what they are expected to do and achieve in their first months (like exactly how many times you're supposed to wake your new Mum and Dad in the night, the best moments in their hectic day to fill your nappy with stinky pooh, and much, much more).No new baby should be without this invaluable guide to performing and achieving as a newborn, and no new parent should be without this laugh-out-loud funny book to help lighten the load and brighten their day.;
Pagination: 48 pages cartoon illustrations throughout;
Date of Publication: 05/03/2008


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